Fucking Fools

April First. April Fools’ Day.
The day that we all get to purposely be foolish. Which is obviously much better than unconsciously being the fools we are every other day of the year… how foolish.


Also, does it not strike people as odd how it is called “April Fool’s Day”, as though there is meant to be a ‘fool’s day’ every month that we’re being denied?

Don’t be stupid, Dave. Why would we be denied other fools days!?

Well, I don’t know, but just struck me as a quaint way of calling it, that’s all. I mean, we don’t call Christmas Day, /December Christmas Day/ do we? Or Mothers Day /March Mothers’ Day/… but we do refer to the bank holidays by month (May Day Bank Holiday, August Bank Holiday etc, and we do so for a reason – because there’s more than one of them!

So come, let us take back what has been stolen from us. Let us unite and reinsert other Fools’ Days into the Calendar next year.
I vote we kick things off with “February Fools’ Day”, held on 29th February…

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*From the Fish’s Mouth!*

In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours.
— Dr. Laurence J. Peter

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