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LUGRadio Live 2007

Booked and ready to go. Looks like an interesting lineup. If anyone else is heading down and fancies catching up for a beer / general ‘hello’ then let me know, as I’ll be down on my lonesome :-)

Really not sure yet quite how much of the talks I’m actually going to understand, but we’ll see – points of interest for me include:

  • Chris Di Bona
  • Alan Cox
  • Joe Born – The Path to the $100 Media Center

Of course there’s more besides, but those ones really grab my attention from the outside. Which one do I think I’ll understand the least from? Alan Cox, without a doubt. But he does have a good beard. Not ‘arf.

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Catchup.

Time for a general catchup, given that things have been busy busy busy the last few weeks at work.

Here goes then

Work

Probably best to just check out Red Sea Explorers for the full write-ups. Flickr has the photos.

Things have been busy, to the extreme.

New Laptop

Part of my current bout of free / internet time after nearly 4 weeks without contact meant I did that natural thing and went and bought a laptop… obviously. Gone and got myself an IBM T41 from good old eBay, at what I believe to be a fairly reasonable price. Of course, it’s at home, and I’m in Egypt, but it’s exciting nonetheless, as it should be able to at least open an Eve Client… :-) More on that when I’m home.

Reading

I’m slowly hacking my way through Dostoyevsky’s The Idiot. It’s not an easy journey, but is proving entertaining.

Eve

It appears that at some point in the last few weeks, while I couldn’t even check forums, TGRAD joined BRUCE. Which is nice, as it should mean more chance to shoot at stuff. However, I can’t help feeling I’m going to struggle to get there to take part after everyone else has relocated and by the time I get online.

If you don’t understand this then it’s probably for the best.

Illness

I have no idea why, but I’ve been ‘not well’ for nearly 2 weeks now. Whether I should have taken medicine and whether it would have made me feel better quicker remains to be seen, but it feels as though I’m over the worst of it now. It made work seem difficult, occasionally.

Heading Home

Flight booked for 1st July. It could get messy.

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Alternative

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash1p.htm

That’s what I’m talking about. Every now and then you need something whacky like that to help alleviate the boredom of those stereotypical news stories.

I laughed and laughed.

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Can I? Can’t I?

[Start self-pitying geek moaning here]

Eve Fanfest 2007

Tickets are out.

Packages are available.

The temptation is strong.

Very strong.

I’m going to be at work. In Egypt. Without a cheap package way of getting there.

Gutted

I know, I know. It’s sad, it’s geeky, but this is the 3rd year in a row now where I’ll have itched and ached to go to the Fanfest (the first one I would have liked it but never got too caught up on the idea) and it looks like it’ll be the third year in a row where I won’t be able to go because it’s the middle of the season out here for the boat.

Besides that, the logistics / cost of getting there from Cairo would be a bitch.

Of course, the flip side is that there are other folks who it’d be fun to go with who would unlikely be able to make it because of Uni commitments and the like, so I’d be stuck going there on my own, which could mean it would turn out less fun than one would hope.

Still, there’s always the year after… *sigh*

Self-pitying geek moan over with. :-D

Maybe I’ll manage to make it to LugRadio Live 2007 instead – anybody want to join in?

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Struggling with Positivity?

I’ve been trying to work on, at the very least, a rough outline of a C.V. of my own.

But I hit a snag – I can’t do it.

I’ve tried, I’ve sat down on multiple evenings and tried to write things that are ’suitable’ for feature in a C.V. but I always get stuck, most probably on the ‘not liking to hype myself’ front.

I don’t think I’m alone in this, by any means, but it’s just frustrating. It also struck me whilst trying to write it that I don’t think I have ever actually had an interview for either of the two jobs I’ve had in my life so far – aren’t interviews just big, in-person versions of a C.V.? In which case, I doubt I’ll look forward to them much either.

Just a thought.

Ladies and gentlemen, this, right here, is boredom in action. Here I am, with only a few hours between trips and I’m spending that time writing things like this.

The last trip was a lot of fun. The diving, by Red Sea standards was crap, the visibility was poor, and the weather weird. But we had fun.

Last night I was covered in a combination of cake, Coca Cola, orange juice, vodka, whiskey, and beer. Everybody found it most amusing. In a strange way, so did I.

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Dear Lazyweb… Wireless in Ubuntu PPC

Dear lazyweb,

I’m at a loss. For some reason, I can’t connect to wireless spots in two locations now in Hurghada, when I’m booted into my Ubuntu partition.

Network Manager can see the networks, can see they’re not encrypted and can try to connect to them. And then… nothing!

At first I put this down to a rare fault my install shows occasionally of struggling to connect to a different Wireless network if it was shut down whilst connected to another, and tried the standard approach of an extra restart to solve the problem (it’s a grumble, but a minor one). But, alas! It wasn’t to be. Rebooting went fine, again the networks showed, and again it wouldn’t connect. I tried moving seats to be closer to the Access Point, but still, nothing.

I can’t get my head around it. I can travel to other places and be able to connect quickly and easily, as usual, to other open networks, but for some reason in these two locations it won’t connect. Rebooting into Mac OS X solves the problem and it connects straight away.

Is it possible that certain Access Points can be configured to allow access only to Mac / Windows Operating Systems? I don’t know, I’m just curious. Is it something to do with the way Linux handles the network handshaking (I find this unlikely as OS X is Unix-based and, I would imagine, handles these things similarly, although I’m in no way remotely expert in the field!).
Is it some sort of problem with my specific Network-Manager / Ubuntu build, or the PPC build in general? (For the record I’m running Ubuntu 6.10 PPC edition.)

I don’t have the first glimpse of a thought on what could cause this, or why, so if anyone has suffered similar or can provide a reason it’d be much appreciated, even if I’m incapable of fixing it :-)

Cheers

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Boredom Becomes Me

Hmm music related boredom time-filler… worth a go, I would say. Tagged are those I’m curious to hear from…
I’m extra bored though, so you’ll notice each scene has 3 songs. This is because I wanted to pretend to be scientific and ran the test 3 separate times start to finish to see if I got a similar set of answers each time… Like I said, I was bored. Anyone tagged can do it as few or as many times as you like…

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If your life was film what would the soundtrack be?

So, here’s how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that’s playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool…

7. When you’re finished tag some other people to do it!

Opening Credits:

a) Kosheen – Hide U

b) Announcement by George Wein (Ella Fitzgerald @ Newport Jazz Festival)

c) 433 er0s – Sudden Death

Waking Up:

a) Moby – Tomorrow Never Dies James Bond Theme

b) T. Rex – Zip Gun Boogie

c) System of a Down – Highway Song

First Day At School:

a) R.E.M. – Monty Got a Raw Deal

b) Blur – On the Way to the Club

c) The Lion King – The Lion Sleeps Tonight

Falling In Love:

a) Lenny Kravitz – Straight Cold Prayer

b) Snoop Dogg – Murder Was the Case

c) The Corrs – Radio

Fight Song:

a) Bruce Springsteen – Sinaloa Cowboys

b) The Beatles – Something

c) Green Day – She’s a Rebel

Breaking Up:

a) Johnny Cash – Ring of Fire

b) Dire Straits – Your Latest Trick

c) Phil Collins – Both Sides of the Story

Prom:

a) The Mars Volta – This Apparatus Must Be Unearthed

b) The Ataris – Ray…

c) The Ataris – Song #13

Life:

a) Coal Chamber – Loco

b) Pendulum – Tarantula

c) Cypress Hill – A Man

Making Babies:

a) Damien Rice – I Remember

b) Bob Marley – Reaction

c) Stiff Little Fingers – Wait and See

Mental Breakdown:

a) Aretha Franklin – I Apologize

b) Bloodhound Gang – Asleep at the Wheel

c) Queens of the Stone Age – No One Knows

Driving:

a) Chumbawamba – Tubthumping

b) KoRn – Justin

c) David Bowie – Drive-In Saturday

Flashback:

a) Limp Bizkit – My Way

b) Johnny Cash – Luther Played the Boogie

c) Anti-Flag – I’m Being Watched by the CIA

Getting Back Together:

a) Woody Guthrie – We Shall Be Free

b) Simon & Garfunkel – Homeward Bound

c) Alisha’s Attic – Indestructible

Birth of a Child:

a) Placebo – This Picture

b) Mr. Scruff – Mushroom Jazz

c) Tears for Fears – Change

Final Battle:

a) Phön – Nix Ausser Asche

b) Stateside Hombres – Come Outa Here

c) Kittie – Wolves

Death Scene:

a) Arctic Monkeys – The View from the Afternoon

b) Golden Earring – Burning Stuntman

c) Jools Holland & His Rhythm and Blues Orchestra – Hop the Wag

Funeral Song:

a) [spunge] – Idols

b) Lenny Kravitz – Butterfly

c) Puddle of Mudd – Control

End Credits:

a) The Miles Davis Quintet – Blues by Five

b) The Blues Brothers – “B” Movie Box Car Blues

c) AC/DC – Kissin’ Dynamite

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So, what do I think? What do you think?

Looking at it all, I’m only going to comment on (a) as it seems to be the only one with a chance of actually working. The later tests just got more and more weird, with the occasional working track and the rest just plain random.

My view is that if the film was written around that soundtrack it would be extremely cool in a sort of random, funky-weird way. Whilst a lot of the songs could be appropriate for their ’sections’ if you take an extremely in-depth and abstract look at them (let’s face it, if you think long enough, any song could be argued for most roles) a lot of them would just force the scrip to be as weird as a writer could make it.

Examples of that include:

  • Springsteen’s Sinaloa Cowboys as fight music – not a standard approach.

  • Woody Guthrie’s We Shall Be Free as a getting back together song… interesting approach if it hadn’t been played in the film up to that point and therefore isn’t being used as a memory-jogger.
  • Arctic Monkeys’ The View from the Afternoon just wouldn’t work for a death scene as far as I can work it out. It would be fun to see if it could, but I just can’t envision it. Maybe short, sharp, static shots of each step of the death could work, but it’s not easy to me, which is why I’m not in films, probably.
  • Equally, Idols by [spunge] would make for a weird funeral tune, unless it was particularly upbeat and ‘out there’. Which could be fun.
  • Closing with Blues by Five is nothing less than a stroke of genius by the random generator.

Looking across all three playlists there seem to be a couple of key areas that are always unexpected: Prom; Fight Song; Birth of a Child.

I can only presume these are for three reasons:

a) Prom: I’m not American

b) Fight Song: The thought of me fighting and surviving any length of time is simply absurd (and laughable)

c) Birth of a Child: Not likely

But maybe I’m thinking too hard about it.

In general I think it’s hard for Mental Breakdown not to work with nearly any tune, as it can be made random enough to fit, equally so for Flashback, depending on what it was a flashback of.

And there we have it. The gauntlet has been thrown down. Over to you good folks to fill your bored moments with music:

Mike, Diko, Rob, John, Duncan, Alex, Bear, Ste, Gash, and Bear-cub, the challenge is yours…

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Beard

Priest Jailed for Exorcism Death

I’ve never felt the need to praise a priest before but… Good Beard.

Of course, the reason he’s in the news is not so good, but it does provide a somewhat skewed look at logic.

The poor nun, who they decided need exorcising of evil influences (presumably the devil) has basically been told that the solution to her ills is to be chained to a cross and be left there for a while and eventually the demon will leave, presumably through boredom. Either that or she’s been told not to eat in preparation for the cross-hanging (judging by the fact that she starved to death).

Now, I hate to be cynical, but wouldn’t you expect that a christian so devoted with their religion that they would become a nun would also have at least a slight idea that hanging from a cross doesn’t do you any good? Did they not get around to studying Easter yet?

As ever with the BBC News, the reference to other things I didn’t know about aids me in my chuckling:

“In 1999, when the Vatican issued its first new guidelines since 1614 for driving out devils, it urged priests to take modern psychiatry into account in deciding who should be exorcised.”

Indeed, take psychiatry into account, but not reason and logic.

Personally, I’m shocked that the Vatican actually has guidelines for driving out devils, secondly that there’s no mention in the article as to whether those guidelines include ‘chaining victim to a cross’. Something I feel I should try and research.

“After hearing the sentence, Corogeanu said: “We will appeal and hope that it will succeed. We didn’t expect this sentence, but this is the judge’s decision. We will pray to God for help.”"

What did he actually expect? A new car? Nice holiday? How about a worthwhile sentence…

The guy receives 14 years, basically for murder, although they were convicted of manslaughter. I’m no lawyer, but once more, if we can go back to the issue of the cross and easter… but to me, chaining someone to a cross must entail some forethought of what could happen.

It’s a crazy world, but a great beard.

For those who didn’t get the link, here’s the picture (from ProImage):

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