Item Source:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/1/hi/world/americas/6159225.stm

I shouldn’t, but a few things in this made me titter. First up was:

“Police said it was unclear why he was in the water in the early hours, but he had admitted taking crack cocaine.

At a guess, the cocaine had something to do with it.

“The alligator believed to have carried out the attack was later caught, wildlife officials said.”

That’ll be the one with bits of human flesh on its teeth then…

I’m getting bored of quoting BBC News, but every time I try to stop something makes me laugh.